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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "MAYAMAN" AND "MAHIRAP"

Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"
Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang"

Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress"
Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"

Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"
Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw" o "kawatan"

Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"
Kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo" o "may topak" o "may sayad"

Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine"
Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng gutom"

Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic"
Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba"

Kung ang señorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o "kayumanggi"
Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o "baluga" o "tsimay

Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite"
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o "unano" o "jabbar"

Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay "pleasingly plump"
Kapag mahirap ka at ika'y mataba, "tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba"... pagminamalas ka, "baboy"

Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay "game"
Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "pakawala" o "pam-pam"

Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated"
Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo "malandi"

Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo "single parent"
Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada"

Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, "vegetarian"
Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na " kumakain ng damo."

Sa exclusive school, "assertive" ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro
Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa kanila ay "walang hiya"

Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood"
Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang"

Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner"
Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gung-gong"

Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says, "masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking"
Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom" o "hampaslupa" o "masiba"


Kung boss ka at binabasa mo ito sa PC mo, "okay lang"
Pero kung ikaw ay hamak na empleyado lamang, ikaw ay"
nagbubulakbol"... kaya forward mo na agad ito dahil nasa likod mo ang boss mo!

song for ......

thoughts you never knew

you always ask me why i am always so mad or moody...
and i tell you to think and think and think because i am so tired of explaining the the things i mentioned before...

the truth is i lied,,,i haven't forgiven you....

.....for not telling me your real name when we met and it took seven months for you to reveal that the name you're using is just your pet name....

.....for forgetting our monthsary.... i hate you to death when you told me that our monthsary is the 6th of each month and when i corrected you, you did not even apologized that day...

.....for not spending more hours with me when we met....

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i hate you so much because you love your pride so much....more than you can love me....
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you already losing me but you don't know it because you are so busy pretending that we are happy or i am happy.... and you always think that saying "i love you so much and i want to spend my life with you" will make me forget the things that you do...

and please don't apologize when you don't know the reason why you're apologizing because it is more frustrating....and it makes me hate you more...

i am just so tired of exerting more effort and love for the both of us...to make our relationship work....i need you to do your part because i am very tired...and i am so afraid that the love that i still have for you will be lost....

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"You always knew just how to make me cry
And never did I ask you questions why
It seems you get your kicks from hurting me" -give in to me by Michael Jackson...

anyway monthsary ulit namen but he did not greet me anyway this is the nth time but what hurts is that when i asked him about our monthsary he told me 6 daw kami... i just said that it's okay that it is only a number... pero ang totoo i want to slap your face hahaha...

bahala na....